FUNNY WISDOM
1. Everyone makes and carries within him, his own 'heaven' or 'hell' and you don't need to die to go there. L.E.R.D. Zubillaga
2. He is in heaven when he is even minded. Anonymous
3. Anger is just one letter short of danger. www.deeptruths.com
4. You are likely to become angry, if not self-anchored. Anonymous
5. If a man owns land, the land owns him. R.W.Emerson
6. Few persons make institutions or offices. Many persons are made by offices. K.N.Owwell
7. Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. Muhammad Ali
8. The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. A. Einstein
9. When in doubt tell the truth. Mark Twain
10. Most books these days seem to have been written in a day, using books read the night before. Reader's Dig. Oct. 1989
11. Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously. Anonymous
12. Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. Lao Tzu
13. The least governed country is the best governed country. T. Jefferson
14. Nothing is impossible until it is sent to a committee. www.freerepublic.com
15. Shakespeare worked without knowing that he would become Shakespeare. Colette
16. It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire
17. The trouble with talking too fast is, you may say something you haven't thought of yet. Ann Landers
18. Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. Reader's Dig. Mar.1997
19. Nothing is opened by mistake more often than the mouth. www.winternet.com
20. Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. Spanish proverb
21. To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. George Orwell
22. Fool proof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools. Gene Brown
23. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright
24. It is not your aptitude but your attitude that determines your altitude. Zig Zigler
25. Attitudes of persons are like altitudes of mountains. Anonymous
26. You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad. Aldous Huxley
27. Community means 'common unity'. Anonymous
28. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. A. Einstein
29. Secrets can make some persons sacred. Anonymous.
30. Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you will have to ram them down
people's throats. Howard Aiken
31. Scientists should be on tap, but not on top. W. Churchill
32. The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. Cicero
33. He was a wise man who invented God. Plato
34. Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion. Democritus
35. Much of what we see depends on what we are looking for. Phil Colloway
36. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. G. Bernard Shaw
37. You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. Stanislaw J. Lec
38. The miracle is not to fly in air or to walk on water, but to walk on Earth. Chinese proverb
39. They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol
40. One chimpanzee stydying the palm of another, " I see a grim future for you, you are going to evolve into human". Reader's Dig. Apr. 1988
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